With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.

Solo homers usually come with no one on base.

Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.

All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs

Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row.

My fear of loneliness is like a disease.

The power of music in Spanish is so strong, that I couldn't stay away from it any longer.

I prefer surveying for a week to spending a week in fashionable society even of the best class.

That was all he said, except for "Aaaeerrgghhh." Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed "Aaaeerrgghhh" was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.

I suspected there would be a good-size crowd once the word got out about my hanging.

The production of a work of art is determined by the material and intellectual climate in which a man lives and dies.

I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

Bands are like people. They're born and then they die.

Spacemen - men who work in space, pilots and jetmen and astrogators and such - are men who like a few million miles of elbow room.

From my perspective, we as a nation need to make policy a priority and drive the politics as a result of good policy.