It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.

Solo homers usually come with no one on base.

Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs

Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row.

Your tongue, His name.

True love is not giving power to the other person, but instead is empowering you to make that person happy.

Can we unite against ourselves for our own higher interest?

Our habitual experience is a complex of failure and success in the enterprise of interpretation. If we desire a record of uninterpreted experience, we must ask a stone to record its autobiography.

I watch a lot of NBA basketball, especially with the playoffs.

I want to prove to people that I'm an actor and not just a character.

Our armies were in as much chaos in victory as theirs in defeat.

A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?

Since there's no help, come let us kiss and part.

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.