With Dan you have to listen to his underneath, you know? Not so much what he says.

Atticus adjusted his glasses as he peered down at the blanket. “Hey, is that the book Nellie told us abo

Humankind has turned to world into a cruel and inhospitable place. The thing that makes it all bearable is the potential for loving companionship.

. . . there is an absolute disjunction between our Father's love and our deserving.

Head knowledge without heart knowledge is worse than useless; but when head and heart join forces, it changes our lives forever.

Many say that life entered the human body by the help of music, but the truth is that life itself is music.

No, you're either born a writer, a storyteller, or you're not.

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

When I look at myself, I'd like not to have hair on the top of the ceiling.

And I'm proud of what I do as a professional, too.

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.