Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up?!

Copying or imitation is the highest form of flattery.

No! I don't feel any pressure right now!

It feels great to do what you love.

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

Sometimes it is easier to see the light when you stand partly in the darkness.

Will capitalist economies operate at full employment in the absence of routine intervention? Certainly not.

Writing is the greatest thing that can happen to a human being. It's the best.

Genre might certainly increase some of your narrative freedoms, but it also diminishes others. That's the nature of genre.

Those trying to explain pictures are as a rule completely mistaken.

If you're a human being walking the earth, you're weird, you're strange, you're psychologically challenged.

There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again

Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies Which busy care draws in the brains of men; Therefore thou sleep'st so sound.