- Why is depression the blues and not the grays? - Because racer!-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D

- If no one understands anything in the same way, what use is communication? - The best way to recycle empty soup cans is to tie a string to them and talk to yourself - from up to a mile away.

I'm always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I'm the most invisible.

If you were to ask Jarod Kintz‬‬‬ what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the island. The big one next to New Zealand.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz

In your own life it's important to know how spectacular you are.

Happiness is your nature. It is not wrong to desire it. What is wrong is seeking it outside when it is inside.

The ultimate purpose of life is to live it with profound love, joy, and happiness.

Because even if you buried yourself in guilt, you can't go back and change what happened.

My mom is a painter and photographer and my grandfather was an artist, so I've always been surrounded by creative people.

Styles in wit change so.

I was making comebacks every single year. That makes it difficult mentally. It causes a lot of stress.

You have to have fear to take risks - and I want to at least try.

The longer a politician bears power, the more he is controlled by that power.

It occurred to me when I was thirteen and wearing white gloves and Mary Janes and going to dancing school, that no one should have to dance backward all their lives.