If you were to ask Jarod Kintz‬‬‬ what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the island. The big one next to New Zealand.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz

- Why is depression the blues and not the grays? - Because racer!-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D

- If no one understands anything in the same way, what use is communication? - The best way to recycle empty soup cans is to tie a string to them and talk to yourself - from up to a mile away.

I'm always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I'm the most invisible.

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -

There is no limit to what your mind can achieve

In my clinical experience the greatest block to a person's development is his having to take on a way of life which is not rooted in his own powers.

I don't think you can work on feelings in politics, apart from anything else, political change can come very unexpectedly, sometimes overnight when you least expect it.

Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them.

If you are going to be a big personality, you've got to have some kind of characteristic gimmick.

I'm an actress and I want to act, and I'm a mom and I want to be with my kids, and it's trying to find a way to do both.

The only club I have ever belonged to is the James Bond fan club. Member since 1979.

You are much more likely to have a holy experience in a quiet, focused, and communal context than you are when you are being entertained.

Republicans are now trying to stop Donald Trump. And there was much more ferocious and widespread criticism from Republicans of Trump this time around.