Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.

It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

Some of my best friends are women, ' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.

I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.

Don't wait for people to dress your bed for you, do it yourself and you'll be glad to sleep and feel relaxed.

Your wishes and desires make clear who you are.

I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.

Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.

Reality TV has ruined people's ability to watch documentary.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

Scientists are always the ones who head into the ocean, but I want to take writers and politicians, people who can convey the beauty that is there and perhaps do something to take care of it.

A bullet in the right place can change the world.

I'm a good skin, natural makeup kind of gal.

We should not let our response to the people who disagree with us be dictated by what they say about us or even how they treat people we care for. There has to be a chance that we can find love.