When you're on set you don't realize the way something is going to look since you're on the other side of the camera.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

Better be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.

When history disappears, you disappear.

Baby, you’ve got enough strength and tenacity to takedown drug dealers. You’ll be fine.

They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

Democracy cannot consist solely of elections that are nearly always fictitious and managed by rich landowners and professional politicians.

I think you're much more approachable when you're on a small screen.

Because it's magic, this place . . . beautiful. And you're beautiful . . . beautifully separate. It all fits.

Blaming the wolf would not help the sheep much. The sheep must learn not to fall in the clutches of the wolf.

All is vanity, and discovering it - the greatest vanity.

There was always something missing in Montreal.