When you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom.

I knew going in that being a single parent would be one of the toughest jobs I'd ever have. I'd been a talk-show host, actor, comic, and on and on, but this gig was going to be my defining moment.

You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!

If God wanted us high, He would have given us wings.

I am consumed with the fear of failing. Reaching deep down and finding confidence has made all my dreams come true.

I don't possess a lot of self-confidence. I'm an actor so I simply act confident every time I hit the stage.

Most people think they KNOW the answer. I am willing to ADMIT I don't even know the question.

My name is Arsenio. That's a very unique name for a black man. In Greek, it means Leroy.

I don't know what my life needs but I know I need some balance.

My father was a no-nonsense, dedicated, and focused minister, and there was usually a sermon he needed to prepare for or a Scripture he needed to study, and that always came first.

You never get rid of something that has a positive foundation.

Time is a storm in which we are all lost.

I can last two months on a good compliment.

If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.

Blue. My God! I'm so blue that if I were a dog, I'd sit on my haunches and howl and howl and howl...

Let fire and the cross; let the crowds of wild beasts; let tearings ... let shatterings of the whole body; and let all the evil torments of the devil come upon me: only let me attain to Jesus Christ.

As much as we teach our kids, the process teaches us. If we're being diligent, we're learning from our strengths as parents, but also from the mistakes that we make.

Then it was like a genie out of the bottle and it began to walk all on its own and in directions I did not want.

How we use the knowledge we gain determines our progress on earth, in space or on the moon. Your library is a storehouse for mind and spirit. Use it well.

Baudelaire's L'Héautontimorouménos was long seen to be a sexual sadomasochistic poem, it is now generally accepted that the poem is about writing poetry.

I've always been a history buff. It was one of the few subjects at school that really, really caught me.