When you have a healthy appetite there is no such thing as bad bread.

A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart.

Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.

What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.

I have learned that a man has the right and obligation to look down at another man, only when that man needs help to get up from the ground.

No matter what, nobody can take away the dances you've already had.

Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.

Life is not what one lived, but what One remembers and how One remembers it in order to recount it

The only regret I will have in dying is if it is not for love.

Don't struggle so much, the best things happen when not expected.

If you love something - let. If it is yours - it will come back. I love you not because of who you are, but for who I am when I'm with you.

When small towns find they cannot harm the strangest of their members, when eccentrics show resilience, they are eventually embraced and even cherished.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Madness such as this, its like trying to stop a fire with the moisture from a kiss

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want and if they can't find them, make them.

But it is the nature of stars to cross, and never was Shakespeare more wrong than when he has Cassius note, ‘The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars / But in ourselves.

I also became a vegetarian when I was 14 because I realized eating animals was cruel.

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?