When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Don't live off your past successes or failures, live for the next big pursuit.

A divine power knows the end from the beginning.

Here I was at the end of America - no more land - and now there was nowhere to go but back.

If some men are entitled by right to the products of the work of others, it means that those others are deprived of rights and condemned to slave labor.

The shadow of crisis has passed, and the State of the Union is strong.

You remember with what you are at the time you are remembering.

In fiction, beauty was run-of-the-mill.

Though you are weak and frail, though you are poor and helpless, God does not despise you; but would glorify your being with His own, and raise you to fellowship with Himself.

I feel that the longest and worst punishment should be reserved for those who slandered God by inventing Hell.

Whoever strenuously endeavors, him we can rescue.