When you a 'has-been', just think of where you HAS-BEEN.

Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?

The kids are saying 'Make Love, Not War', and I'm beginning to think they're right. For war costs millions of dollars a day, and love--just a few bucks a night!

If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa, and pay it off with your MasterCard!

I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.

I start with the joke line and write backward.

It's time, more than ever, to shrug off apathy. For Socialism not to be a dirty word any more. This is a time for heroes.

We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run.

A wise man turns chance into good fortune.

Life is full of troubles and vexations, that one must either rise above it by means of corrected thoughts, or leave it.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

When a language creates - as it does - a community within the present, it does so only by courtesy of a community between the present and the past.

I have come to understand what being a public person means. I don't let things I can't do anything about bother me.

My father instilled in me a love for racing.

I know how to make it a great musical. I've got to. It's like I've got to see it on stage.

My mom's been married three times; my dad has been married a lot. I didn't really see my dad that much.