When science discovers the center of the universe a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it.

Anybody can make history

People with large book collections are almost always diligent learners.

I'm nothing, I'm not even here

What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all.

Short cycle business are being impacted by credit, and are being impacted by gasoline prices, food, distribution businesses, chemical business.

The jokes were perfect! Then George Carlin started talking about the seven dirty words you can't say on television, then it evolved into social commentary.

Imperialism is an institution under which one nation asserts the right to seize the land or at least to control the government or resources of another people.

I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

My father had a fishing business in Aberdeen destroyed by the European Union and the Common Fisheries Policy.