When people flirt with despair about the future, they are less likely to take the actions necessary to safeguard it, focusing instead on the short-term.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Hawaii is a beautiful place to bring up a family.

I never thought I was a very good manager.

A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far enough. If everybody laughs, you have failed.

Play stimulates the parts of the brain involved in both careful, logical reasoning and carefree, unbound exploration.

I dont know how long Ill be trick or treating. Maybe Ill be 80 years old and still trick or treating.

Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation

Doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. All that matters is that you are the one pouring the water.

Repertory theater is all about being part of the whole, one of the many colors in this vast palette.

I think we have every reason to hope for the best but expect and prepare for the worst.

The Cross! There, and there only (though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave); There and there only, is the power to save.