When are you going to trust me Max?" asked Fang. "When I go completely bonkers," I laughed.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Silverfish looked down."Oh. Are you a dwarf?"Cuddy gave him a blank stare."Are you a giant?" He said."Me? Of course not!""Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.

They succeed not because they are perfect but because they do not let their imperfections stand in their way to success.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

In the beginning, when the world was new and nothing had a name, my father took me to see the ice.

It’s never occurred to me that the stars are still up there shining even in the daytime when we can’t see them.

Be Young, Be Dope, Be Proud.

Give vocational training to the manually minded, and the children's courts of the future will have less to do.

Let's try our best? I hope that someday the many, many tears that were shed will be worth it.

. . . Then anyone who leaves behind him a written manual, and likewise anyone who receives it, in the belief that such writing will be clear and certain, must be exceedingly simple-minded. . . .

You gotta judge a man by his principles.