When I was going to school in, like, '84 to '88, you didn't have cell phones. There was no e-mail, if you can wrap your brain around that.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Love is scary. But not as scary as living without the one person who makes your life worth living.

If I wrote the word flower, would it still grow like a flower?If I wrote a poem concerning a river, would the water still flow in the eyes of the reader?

I got to wear blinders all the time so I won't think sideways or in the past.

Who wants to live with one foot in hell just for the sake of nostalgia Our time is forever now.

Life is a business that does not cover the costs.

Every time there's a tragedy, everything goes up.

People love gossip. It's the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going.

The sport needs the cash cow back.

You need to get ready because I have explosive blessings coming your way.

Once I was chased by the king of all scorpions. I have the most notorious animal stories.