When I was 16, I started publishing all kinds of things in school magazines.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Let’s form a committee tasked with exploring why committees are so ineffective. Then we’ll stand-back and watch it argue and self-destruct.

If you practise deceit it will burrow down into dark places and change you. Spoken by Boaz to his daughter, Star.

I’ve always been under the assumption that death is a one-time, encompassing event.” “Why would you ever think that?

I've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.

Oft stumbles at a straw.

Hey @justinbieber, how much are you paying your friend for pretending that it was HIS cocaine, and taking the fall for you?

We seem to be a side that if we don't score we get beat.

Science can give us knowledge, but it cannot give us wisdom. Nor can religion, until it puts aside nonsense and distraction and becomes itself again.

There is no greater thing two friends can do for each other than simply to be each other's friends.