When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

In my case, my mother had to be my mother and father, so I am thankful to her.

Everyone has his faults which he continually repeats: neither fear nor shame can cure them.

Halloween is fun, but it wasn't always my favorite holiday. I think Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.

A car for the people, an affordable Volkswagen, would bring great joy to the masses and the problems of building such a car must be faced with courage.

In Australia, everyone gets a nickname and people started calling me "Izzy" and I hated it so I just adopted Bella.

I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't.

Children do run from me. And so do some adults.

You can't work on the biceps and ignore the rest of the body, and you can't just say one issue is important when you are looking at how to make the world a better place.

I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.

The moan of the whip-poor-will from the hillside; the boding cry of the tree-toad, that harbinger of storm; the dreary hooting of the screechowl.