When Art becomes a Science it is no longer an Art.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

Who am I to say that these things might nit be forever? Who is Peter Van Houten to assert as fact the conjecture that our labor is temporary?

Maybe I'd see how you could be so certain that we had no chance...at all.

Men often fall in love at first sight

Gratitude weighs heavy on us only when we no longer feel it.

I'm an entertainer. If people are paying good money for tickets they deserve the best show they can see. I don't get into lighting stuff on fire, but I do believe in going the extra mile.

Wild tongues can't be tamed, they can only be cut out.

There is not on earth so base a knave as the man who wins the love of a woman when he knows that he cannot or ought not to requite it.

I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really.

I'm at the point in my life when I'm ready to have a baby. Something real in a crazy world.

May blessings be upon the head of Cadmus, the Phoenicians, or whoever it was that invented books.