What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Difficulties of life are valuable opportunities for self-discovery.

Our Navy is great. Our navy is great. Our people are great... Great.

I love Paris for the million reasons that everybody loves the city. It's an incredibly romantic and beautiful place.

Every good act is charity. A man's true wealth hereafter is the good that he does in this world to his fellows.

I've had some confrontations after I got out of prison and I'm proud of the fact that I dealt with them differently.

I love South American food, and I haven't really been down there. I really need a vacation.

It may be that apartheid brings such stupendous economic advantages to countries that they would sooner have apartheid than permit its destruction.

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

Individual liberty depends upon keeping government under control.

To speak the gospel skillfully without attempting to perform the gospel is a false proclamation of the gospel.