What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

It can take years to mold a dream. It takes only a fraction of a second for it to be shattered.

In everything one must consider the end.

I want to be as gracious and thankful as I can because it has been a long road.

Are people angry with me? Sure, anything you do in your life, people are going to be angry at you.

If I do a good job, people won't care if I am green or have three heads.

I've got what my ma had, macular degeneration, which you get when you get old.

Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.

Men exist for each other. Then either improve them, or put up with them.

I'm really, really blessed. Not only am I blessed to have found that I love making films, but I'm also insanely blessed to be able to do it. I have to remind myself that when I'm complaining.