What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

She turned back to the rest of us. "They've taken it all, " she said. "They've taken every last good thing in the world."Then she swung the door wide. "Now go and show them your answer.

Take me to the land of lovers where flowers bloom with love, birds sing with love, and hearts long for hearts.

Her blue eyes sought the west afar For lovers love the western star.

I was fired at the pinnacle of my career, on my 39th birthday. And in the year that followed, I learned that there are many psychological phases of being 'let go.'

Complexity and intelligence grow from simplicity, not from greater complexity.

I'm perfectly miserable; but if you consider me presentable, I die happy.

Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.

People think I'm crazy, but I'm in demand.

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.

A happiness that is sought for ourselves alone can never be found: for a happiness that is diminished by being shared is not big enough to make us happy.