The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again. (Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

I chose to publish the first 'Shopaholic' book under a pseudonym because I wanted it to be judged on its own merits.

There's no luck in business. There's only drive, determination, and more drive.

Life is like an escalator. You see, it carries you on regardless. And you might as well enjoy the view and seize every opportunity while you're passing. Otherwise, it'll be too late.

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby

Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony?

This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.

Wow. I've never been a VIP before. I've never even been a IP.

Make me strong. Not to be superior to others. To fight my greatest ennemy. Myself.

Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.

Read a different Africa. Love a vibrant Africa.

This proves what a purifying effect women would have on politics.

Whenever the work is itself light, it becomes necessary, in order to economize time, to increase the velocity.

If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?

I'd rather play jazz, I hate rock and roll.

There is a politeness of the heart; this is closely allied to love.

Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued." "It is not living that matters, but living rightly. The unexamined life is not worth living.

Nothing can be believed but what one sees, or has from an eye witness.