What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

Dialogue helps us to acknowledge that we see the world not as it is, but as we are.

I'm not dead yet, just in a state of rapid decay, who isn't?

Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.

It's true that I never wanted to grow up. But how important was it really — to have decided to be human?

Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens.

My responsibility, our responsibility as lucky Americans, is to try to give back to this country as much as it has given us, as we continue our American journey together.

This truth must be recognized as a dogma and assume the validity of an axiom in the general understanding of painting

Dogs serve people, but people serve cats.

Wishes, like castles in the air, are inexpensive and not taxable.

We look up for inspiration, down for desperation, right and left for information.