Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

Don't ever discount the wonder of your tears. They can be healing waters and a stream of joy. Sometimes they are the best words the heart can speak.

Greatness isn't worldly fame and success. Laying humble service for humanity's best is true greatness.

Sometimes the only way to fix a mistake- is to make it twice.

Iskari let others define her because she thought she didn't have a choice. Because she thought she was alone and unloved.

As a teacher I realize that what one learns in school doesn't serve for very much at all, that the only thing one can really learn is self-understanding, and this is something that can't be taught.

On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.

You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me.

You don't want to spend your life explaining yourself.

I wasn't being bullied at school at this point. I had a group of friends, and I was isolated because I wasn't communicating with my parents. I wasn't telling them what I was going through.

The analysis of variance is not a mathematical theorem, but rather a convenient method of arranging the arithmetic.