Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Writing is a series of verbal suggestions designed to provoke a psychological reaction and an aesthetic experience.

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting.

Pretending to him that she felt something would be easy. Pretending to herself that she didn't? That was a whole other story.

You can still do all the same things. How you do them is what will shift.

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

Knowledge ... shall always bear witness like a clarion to its creator.

I have enough money to get by. I'm not independently wealthy, just independently lazy, I suppose.

Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.

Except for Love, nothing you see will remain forever.