Jon Heder Quotes

I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

Skaters are very much like peacocks.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.