We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

I would destroy the entire village if doing so meant keeping you safe.

Or because they hope these walls of books will deaden the drumming of the demon in their ears

Am I right in saying that the locust of this problem is simply that judges in America are half political animals and half oracular demigods?

There was an old man of Orleans, Who was given to eating of beans; Till once out of sport, he swallowed a quart, That dyspeptic old man of Orleans.

God points to the peaceful attitude of suffering people to teach others about Himself.

Playful arising is authorized by both risk and trust in the process and in oneself. To be truly playful and improvisational one must not look for results.

You ask yourself "What is love? Am I in love?", when what you should be asking is, "What is not love?", ma petite. What is it that this man does for you that is not done out of love?

Truthfully, I don't know how those special effects people do it.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

While you can think in terms of efficiency in dealing with time, a principle-centered person thinks in terms of effectiveness in dealing with people.