Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

Little else matters than to write good code.

A leader only follows a better leader than himself.

She wasn’t ready for this kind of distraction he caused her. It was bad enough she found him attractive, but having a attractive man in her home was just asking for trouble.

I think I've earned a certain level of respect, based on my accomplishments and my consistency.

You accept failure as a possible outcome of some of the experiments. If you don't get failures, you're not pushing hard enough on the objectives.

Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

When you decide to be something, you can be it.

Government failure is always used as an excuse for government expansion. Government thrives on crisis and incompetence.

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.

Elections are a festival of democracy. Everyone must join this festival of democracy and strengthen it.

He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.