We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him."So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'?

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul, ' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."Have you been watching Oprah again?

I'm way hot, " he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just — way hot."Fang

Money cannot buy life.

I think about the hurt that stories cannot ease, not with a thousand tellings.

All wealth is the product of labor.

To be of the eternal, you must be of the earth.

I called my family, saying, "Guess what? I got a new show. It's about a cop who travels in time." And they said, "I think we've seen that one."

I loved the idea that I could write a joke and someone else would have to take the risk of performing it.

Out of ten swings at the bat, you get maybe seven strikeouts, two base hits, and if you are lucky, one home run. The base hits and the home runs pay for all the strikeouts

While the best men are guided by love, most mean are still goaded by fear.

The easiest way to do art is to dispense with success and failure altogether and just get on with it.

For duty, duty must be done; The rule applies to everyone.