We love playing music but were too weird to play music.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

You want the world to be what you want it to be, and sometimes the world doesn't want that.

As you get older, you accept that there are some tunnels that don't have any light in them, but you go down them anyway.

Everything that you do in your life that helps you sweat is good for you. Whenever you're sweating, you're adding to your potential to enjoy the day or enjoy the moment or enjoy your life.

I embrace the idea that I'm an entertainer.

Keeping perspective and being happy and being energetic and being creative - that's all tied to being healthy.

I think it's probably a good thing to be considered stable, but with a capacity for madness.

I wish I did believe in God. It would be a great relief to think, 'God'll take care of it. God'll put gas in the car tomorrow'.

Being around people who are happy and people who are creative, that's what you do if you're lucky in your life.

We wish that we could take magic drugs, play around all day, read, and do nothing strenuous, and be the smartest, happiest people in the world. The truth is, it's all about sweat.

May God be a pillar of shield for us.

Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha

Assembled in a crowd, people lose their powers of reasoning and their capacity for moral choice.

I'll have the chance to do a production number on A Capitol Fourth.

I try to put out fires when bizarre rumors get started.

I don't believe music can be free unless it has something to be free from.

Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.

I think it's a Pew survey of Millennials, and the first one is that more and more Millennial-aged women are ashamed and embarrassed that they earn more than their husbands or boyfriends.

Different tenses and perspectives offer you different things. It helps to distinguish the world that they are in.

We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.