Everything that you do in your life that helps you sweat is good for you. Whenever you're sweating, you're adding to your potential to enjoy the day or enjoy the moment or enjoy your life.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

You want the world to be what you want it to be, and sometimes the world doesn't want that.

As you get older, you accept that there are some tunnels that don't have any light in them, but you go down them anyway.

I embrace the idea that I'm an entertainer.

Keeping perspective and being happy and being energetic and being creative - that's all tied to being healthy.

I think it's probably a good thing to be considered stable, but with a capacity for madness.

I wish I did believe in God. It would be a great relief to think, 'God'll take care of it. God'll put gas in the car tomorrow'.

Being around people who are happy and people who are creative, that's what you do if you're lucky in your life.

We wish that we could take magic drugs, play around all day, read, and do nothing strenuous, and be the smartest, happiest people in the world. The truth is, it's all about sweat.

Sometimes the song title comes with the songs, other times you just sorta make something up afterwards.

Remember! If during the day a person didn’t do anything concerning his purpose and calling, he did nothing at all

Dont be silly in love it will affect your personality

Standup is tough; if you are going through a hard period in your life, it is very hard to get up in front of people and be the happy guy in the room.

Indignation must always be the answer to indignity. Reality is not destiny.

The world's battlefields have been in the heart chiefly; more heroism has been displayed in the household and the closet, than on the most memorable battlefields in history.

I love songs that have a rocking and grooving feeling.

As a parent, I have a job as a role model to my children, and by extension, to other young people.

I want to make sure all Minnesotans have the opportunity to experience prosperity.

As a young boy you gave me whoopings to save my life.

Be the first to see what you see as you see it.