We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.

I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.

Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.

My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.

If you would seek to find yourselflook not in the mirrorfor there is but a shadow there'A stranger....SILENIUS, ODES TO TRUTH

The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

Most people would rather give than get affection.

Coming back to theatre is something I'm keen to do for the rest of my life. It recharges my batteries, so to speak.

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

I think for something like law or medicine you really have to love it and I didn't love it.

If I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?

And perhaps our awareness is the first step to our liberation.

In life and love, you learn that there comes a time to let go and move on.