I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.

We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.

I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.

Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.

When we first begin fighting for our dreams, we have no experience and make many mistakes. The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and get up eight times.

Roots is not just a saga of my family. It is the symbolic saga of a people.

Humour ended up being a really useful skill when it came time to be an international television celebrity.

I was living in Maryland and my first week was dreadful. My first week I actually got into a fight at school

You know, your ears record. You might can sing a song once you hear it.

[If] you want to learn something about somebody, get into a fistfight. You'll learn more in five minutes than you will in five weeks of conversations. It's basic.

Values exist in a transcendental realm, beyond space and time. They can neither be fought for, nor destroyed.

I just think its the changes that age brings. You slow down a little bit ... the writers are smart enough to write all those changes that life gives you.

One of the chief duties of the mathematician in acting as an advisor ... is to discourage ... from expecting too much from mathematics.

I have not asked for life. But I try to accept whatever life brings without surprise. And I shall depart again without having questioned anyone about my strange stay here on earth.