We have to agree beforehand to divide the funniest lines between us. But Tina [Fey] is so brilliant that I just love every moment working with her and also just hanging out together as friends.

Change the world by being yourself.

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.

Continue to share your heart with people even if it's been broken.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody's passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading.

If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.

Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.

You never know what's around the corner unless you peek. Hold someone's hand while you do it. You will feel less scared.

Wonder at everything and ask, why?Love everything and wonder, why?

Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning.

My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober, he was mostly in his room.

It's always a pleasure to talk about someone else's work.

The one-legged never stumble.

I look for poetry in English because it's the only language I read.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

I'm extremely happy in my life. I consider myself to be very blessed.

I'm an experienced woman; I've been around. ... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been ... nearby.

I'm not officially a collector, but I have a strange attraction and a weakness for keys and coins. Old keys and interesting coins.