We have not been created out of nothing, but from primeval "ur-matter, " atoms formed billions of years ago that have for a brief while been gathered into collections that think they are us.

We are the lucky ones for we shall die, as there is an infinite number of possible forms of DNA all but a few billions of which will never burst into consciousness.

Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

[Bob] Dylan crashed his motorcycle in 1967, and almost died. A few years ago, he referred to the experience as a "transfiguration."

The sahara desert the Rapunzel the charity the gifted tales.

One should not worry about the future, particularly if it hasn't happened yet.

Mistakes were mistakes, and failures were failures. Why torment someone with the memories of their past?

I don't work out as much as I should, but I do believe that it's a healthy mind as well as a healthy body that keeps me fit, sound and calm.

On the battlefield of ideas, winning requires moving toward the sound of the guns.

I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but I would go more nuts.

The Fuhrer is always right. I sense it.