I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but I would go more nuts.

It's not good to be lit all the time and have no clear-headed thoughts.

I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really happy.

I'm not the first person to say this, but communication at 'SNL' - I don't want to say it's not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what's going on.

Unless social sciences can be as creative as natural science, our new tools are not likely to be of much use to us.

Pixar is not about computers, it's about people.

When you're passionate about something, you want it to be all it can be. But in the endgame of life, I fundamentally believe the key to happiness is letting go of that idea of perfection.

The ultimate freedom we have as human beings is the power to select what we will allow or require our minds to dwell upon.

CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.

If you keep chasing your dreams, one day you'll catch them.

I guess I'm not very human. All I really want to do is paint light on the side of a house.

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.

No one has schizophrenia, like having a cold. The patient has not "got" schizophrenia. He is schizophrenic.

He who must needs have company, must needs have sometimes bad company.