We grew up poor, very poor, but I am very proud of where I come from.

I believe that if you're healthy, you're capable of doing everything. There's no one else who can give you health but God, and by being healthy I believe that God is listening to me.

I'm not in the big leagues just because I'm cute.

If the shortstop makes an error, I am responsible. I let the batter hit the ball.

There was always something missing in Montreal.

Every time I feel mad or something, I run somewhere. It gets my frustrations away. I run and run and run.

I believe I have a responsibility that goes along with the money I make. I can help a lot of people.

Because I want to have my arm in good shape, I need to have my legs in good shape. Without a leg, there is no arm.

If you want to follow some good steps, it would Proverbs, all over.

I understand business and understand the ugly face of baseball, which is the business part of baseball.

I'm thankful for not ever taking anything illegal.

There are things you need to know that you already know.

To live is to change, to die one hundred deaths.

I wrote because I needed to and wanted to. It never occurred to me that I'd become famous.

Food for us comes from our relatives, whether they have wings or fins or roots. That is how we consider food. Food has a culture. It has a history. It has a story. It has relationships.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way." "Whatever!

"He preaches well that lives well," quoth Sancho, "that's all the divinity I can understand."

Know your enemy - and learn about his favorite sport.

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

You can't say: This much love is worth this much misery. They're not opposites that cancel each other out; they're both true at the same time.