We bask in the scent of cinnamon beforeMom puts a scone her plate.'His name is Rich, ' she says.I select a scone too.'I like a man with an adjective for a name.

J: You will not believe what Mom is doing.M: Ballroom dancing lessons? Hot-air balloon classes?

Life goes on, and deadlines arrive, even when it seems the world should stopout of respect for a shattered self-esteem.

Life goes on, and deadlines arrive, even when it seem the world should stop out of respect for a shattered self-esteem.

Every time I travel I feel like the Universe is guiding me into its aura by liberating a piece of my soul.

I love the smell of rain and growing things.

If you need a gun to do it with, you aren't doing it right." Sheriff Bud Smith.

Today, comics is one of the very few forms of mass communication in which individual voices still have a chance to be heard.

In all ages of the world, priests have been enemies of liberty.

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

I want more from life than that and I have more to give.

To disbelieve is easy; to scoff is simple; to have faith is harder.

You show me a capitalist, and I'll show you a bloodsucker.

Freedom is not the permission to do what you like. It's the power to do what you ought.