We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A snowflake falls, so tenderly on your lips, I have learned to love this winter.

He's named you heir apparent to the Apocalypse. Congratulations.

Life is an incurable disease.

I don't think there's any danger of my ever becoming complacent about losing. I always hated to lose, regardless of what it was, even when the family was playing Yahtzee.

The enemy of liberal capitalism today is not so much socialism as nihilism.

Humans on the Earth behave in some ways like a pathogenic micro-organism, or like the cells of a tumor.

The American dream belongs to all of us.

I want to write about grown-up things.

For me, it is important to win titles and for that I need to work hard, stay healthy and be able to compete. The rest, I always say, it comes.

Hopefully, we learn to appreciate hip-hop here so that it doesn't go the way of jazz.