Waxing was an interesting experience. Not quite as painful as I expected.

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

I had people in my life who were insane and negative, but they taught me how not to be, how I didn't want to end up.

Someday you'll miss her like she missed you. Someday you'll need her like she needed you. Someday you'll love her and she won't love you.

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people are taking enough time now to really see if they can make it work and live together.

I have a theory that as nice and sweet as you can be equates to how dangerous you can be.

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are.

Just relax and really say what you're actually thinking, and not what you think people want to hear.

Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.

I auditioned for a Pepsi commercial, and I got it, and that was incredibly fun. So I thought, Well, maybe I should try this acting thing.

What you do with Christ here and now decides where you shall spend eternity.

These days, even out of office, I still read economic reports.

The work of a team should always embrace a great player, but the great player must always work.

Women aren't physically afraid of men; women are genetically afraid of men. It's happened for such a long time.

I just love creating an environment where people can open up and say what's on their mind and in their heart.

What I love best in life is new starts.

He who has knowledge of the just and the good and beautiful ... will not, when in earnest, write them in ink.

I say not one penny more to countries that are burning our flag.

I was an old man when I was 12; and now I am an old man, AND IT'S SPLENDID!

Great indeed is Fear; but it is not, as our military enthusiasts believe and try to make us believe, the only stimulus known for awakening the higher ranges of men's spiritual energy.