Wanting someone so much that his very presence takes your breath away is one of the most thrilling happenings in life. Not getting him in no way diminishes this.

The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow.

Falling in love with another man is like falling into a vast vat of yourself. For some men this is ultimately nourishing, for others . . . it is drowning.

Learn to detest things that do not allow you to be yourself, and embrace things that make that self larger, more thrilling, and voluptuous.

Still water does not only run deep. It runs dangerously.

Try to dwell on the people you'd like to love, instead of all the people you do loathe.

There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.

There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up.

Learn the absolute pleasure of kindness.

I prefer the "tackiest" person in the world to the stylish person who has no tact.

Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough.

I hope that anyone I worked with wouldn't exploit our relationship.

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

Right now I'm happy to be on the ice anywhere, anytime.

It is only because a person has volitions of the second order that he is capable both of enjoying and of lacking freedom of the will.

I had always fantasized about going to the Pyramids, the Great Wall; I've always been sort of obsessed with the whole notion of Everest.

You will be incomplete Christians if you do not look for the coming again of the Lord Jesus

I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists.

In the fight between biology and morality, biology has commonly won in the end.

The first thing I had to start with was, you know, we don't have a war. We don't have a depression, we don't have a Cold War.