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Vat Quotes: "Do you know what Margaret Thatcher did in her first Budget? Introduced VAT on yachts! It somewhat ruined my retirement."

Do you know what Margaret Thatcher did in her first Budget? Introduced VAT on yachts! It somewhat ruined my retirement.



Vat Quotes: "On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns."

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.




Vat Quotes: "Falling in love with another man is like falling into a vast vat of yourself. For some men this is ultimately nourishing, for others . . . it is drowning."

Falling in love with another man is like falling into a vast vat of yourself. For some men this is ultimately nourishing, for others . . . it is drowning.



Vat Quotes: "I've never got into debt and I've always been in control of my taxes and VAT, but having four children costs a lot. They are my weakness."

I've never got into debt and I've always been in control of my taxes and VAT, but having four children costs a lot. They are my weakness.




Vat Quotes: "John Major put the 'er' back into Conservative, David Cameron's put the Con into Conservative - and Norman Lamont put the VAT into Conservative!"

John Major put the 'er' back into Conservative, David Cameron's put the Con into Conservative - and Norman Lamont put the VAT into Conservative!



Vat Quotes: "If you're Mejicana or Mejicano and don't know who Pedro Infante is, you should be tied to a hot stove with yucca rope and beaten with sharp dry corn husks as you stand in a vat of soggy fideos."

If you're Mejicana or Mejicano and don't know who Pedro Infante is, you should be tied to a hot stove with yucca rope and beaten with sharp dry corn husks as you stand in a vat of soggy fideos.



Vat Quotes: "Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom."

Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom.




Vat Quotes: "Burned and squashed to death in a silver vat of soup. There must be worst ways to go. But not many."

Burned and squashed to death in a silver vat of soup. There must be worst ways to go. But not many.



Vat Quotes: "I set up stations, buy a big vat of chili, and then guests do what they want to do - and I still get to party."

I set up stations, buy a big vat of chili, and then guests do what they want to do - and I still get to party.



Vat Quotes: "We are not here to sell a parcel of boilers and vats, but the potentiality of growing rich beyond the dreams of avarice."

We are not here to sell a parcel of boilers and vats, but the potentiality of growing rich beyond the dreams of avarice.



Vat Quotes: "Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide."

Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.



Vat Quotes: "Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk."

Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk.




Vat Quotes: "Professor Eric Zolt of UCLA, said to me, "The VAT is such a good idea, mark my words, within five years, the U.S. will have a VAT." Then he said, "Of course, I've been saying that for 20 years.""

Professor Eric Zolt of UCLA, said to me, "The VAT is such a good idea, mark my words, within five years, the U.S. will have a VAT." Then he said, "Of course, I've been saying that for 20 years."



Vat Quotes: "I'm up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins."

I'm up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins.