Wait. You work for me?""I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.

Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.

Fire isn't always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.

Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.

Thank God for imminent doomsday.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.

Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.

The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.

The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground.

Do all the work you can in your youthful days while you have the greatest strength.

A land without ruins is a land without memories - a land without memories is a land without history.

Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.

The plateau of Mexico is 8,000 feet high, and that of Puebla 9,000 feet.

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

In a few years there will be only five kings in the world the King of England and the four kings in a pack of cards.

We need the tonic of wildness.

Your worth as a person does not come from what you are paid. It comes from who you are and what you give.

The heart of every man lies open to the shafts of correction if the archer can take proper aim.

We need to think less NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard), and more SWIMBY (Something Wonderful In My Back Yard)