Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Everyday gratitude sweetens what appears flavorless and brightens all that appears dim.

I wanted to stand on the kind of holy ground that wasn't curated by church professionals, where a burning bush could blaze forth in defiance of safety regulations and outside of regular office hours.

The time is always right to do the right thing.

Occasionally, I make waffles for breakfast for any employee who wants to talk to me. I make them around 8 A.M. as an incentive for people to show up early.

We have had no good comic operas of late, because the real world has been more comic than any possible opera.

And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.

Dream big and love bigger.

Peter had a genius for imitation; but he lacked true genius, which is creative and makes all from nothing.

Cut these words and they would bleed; they are vascular and alive.

The movie business is very twisted, out of site, out of mind, you know.