Vampires, werewolves, fallen angels and fairies lurk in the shadows, their intentions far from honorable.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

That isn't writing at all, it's typing.

Men were snoring, twitching and whimpering, struggling with nightmares less terrible than reality.

To dress up today in the threadbare garments of yesterday is to create an impoverished tomorrow.

Lord, I feel so small sometimes in this great big old world. Yeah, I know there are more important things. But don't forget to remember me.

It is inevitable that those to whom is vouchsafed a long life of usefulness should outlive the friends of their youth.

Don’t call me a loser in front of my mom!

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying.

I never use notes, they interfere with me.

Anything that you throw comes back. All your actions are echoes.