Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

We have nothing to fear for the future, except as we shall forget the way the Lord has led us, and His teaching in our past history.

Talk unbelief, and you will have unbelief; but talk faith, and you will have faith. According to the seed sown will be the harvest.

It is not earthly rank, nor birth, nor nationality, nor religious privilege, which proves that we are members of the family of God; it is love, a love that embraces all humanity.

Our heavenly Father has a thousand ways to provide for us, of which we know nothing.

We are all woven together in the great web of humanity, and whatever we can do to benefit and uplift others will reflect in blessing upon ourselves.

Success is born out of arrogance, but greatness comes from humility.

Mother Nature is the true artist and our job as cooks is to allow her to shine.

Whatever attracts the mind from God, whatever draws the affections away from Christ, is an enemy to the soul.

We are so busy with our everyday lives that we often forget how to live.

In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning

Progress is a collection of expectations set and met.

When I go out with my 16-year-old friends, I don't wear Chanel.

Pakistan has to export a lot of uneducated people, many of whom have become infected with the most barbaric reactionary ideas.

No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to have a public school named after him.

I learned what love is from loving you.

When you meditate the glory of the Divine shines forth. You realize then that all along there was something tremendous within you and you did not know it.

Power, like a desolating pestilence, pollutes whatever it touches.

When you lose a couple of times, it makes you realize how difficult it is to win.