Today I was in the gym benching 400 pounds. A-Ry is my witness to this.

I think it's my motivation and my dedication to prove everyone wrong whenever they tell me I can't do something.

Do you wanna be really really awesome? Just keep watching me.

It's not willing to settle for anything less than success.

I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see someone getting a little aroused I have to keep pushing that button.

In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

I'm from Cleveland. I like thunderstorms; I like a little rain in my life.

What does Justin Bieber have that I don't?!

I'm The Miz and I'm awesome!

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

I've known how to control my anger, but that doesn't mean I don't feel it. Page 190

The God of many men is little more than their court of appeal against the damnatory judgement passed on their failures by the opinion of the world.

I feel I'm in 2006 form to be honest. I hear a lot of comparisons to 2004, but I never changed. Last year was a struggle but I've worked hard. . . I'm not going back, I'm going forward.

I don't feel responsible for things I didn't vote for.

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly.

To drink is to warm the heart; without dispelling reason, it gives reason to life.

I have the same problem as Edward Furlong. I'm so thin!

To be honest, because there's loud music in my ears probably three hours a day, between sound check and the show, I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music on the road.

Frankly, I think that fur on a man is difficult to pull off. If it's the warmth you're after, then I'd go with a fur-lined coat - it won't show.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also