To take my work seriously would be the height of folly.

Books, Cats, Life is Good.

There are so many things we've been brought up to believe that it takes you an awfully long time to realize that they aren't you.

It's well we cannot hear the screams we make in other people's dreams.

My mission in life is to make everybody as uneasy as possible. I think we should all be as uneasy as possible, because that's what the world is like.

If something doesn't creep into a drawing that you're not prepared for, you might as well not have drawn it.

The helpful thought for which you look Is written somewhere in a book.

Some tiny creature, mad with wrath, is coming nearer on the path.

When people are finding meaning in things -- beware.

My favorite journey is looking out the window.

God knows, there's enough to worry about without worrying about worrying about things.

That's what children are for—that their parents may not be bored.

Faith is that quality or power by which the things desired become the things possessed.

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

Friends made fast seldom remain fast.

In morality, man treats himself not as individuum but as dividuum.

When I hear artists or authors making fun of businessmen, I think of a regiment in which the band makes fun of the cooks.

When thou choosest a wife, think not only of thyself, but of those God may give thee of her, that they reproach thee not for their being.

I don't want to be singing my diary.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

We can't be confined to one way of thinking, and that terrifies our leaders. It means we can't be controlled. And it means that no matter what they do, we will always cause trouble for them.