To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.

Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Doubt not your purpose nor your strength.

By associating with good and evil persons a man acquires the virtues and vices which they possess even as the wind blowing over different places takes along good and bad odors.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

Judgment of eye, speed and attack are the basis of victory.

If one loves, one need not have an ideology of love.

Courage, like cowardice, is undoubtedly contagious, but some persons are not liable to catch it.

I'm embracing the punk. There's so much punk style in everything we do and wear everyday; we just never have the chance to do it all the way.

Everybody was willing to give me a job. But I wanted to do something different. I saw myself as an independent person, self-employed.

Your words will tell others what you think. Your actions will tell them what you believe.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.